Arn't eggs for eating?

So when I think of eggs, I think of something you eat. Deviled eggs, a ham and cheese omelet, egg salad sandwich, scrambled eggs with hash browns...you get the picture. Anyways...I went outside this afternoon and found some of those oh so consumable eggs splattered all along my nice white car. Um, don't people realize that cars can't eat eggs. What would my car want with a bunch of eggs? Oh...that's right, someone just threw eggs at my car as a fun thing to do, since there's obviously nothing better to do. Well wasn't that fun for them.